http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org Just another Learnerblogs.org weblog Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:53:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en If you could just leap into a place with nothing, what woud this look lik, would it be black or white. Being introduced by mere force what absolutly nothing is like, emblazened by fear and doubt, you head toward what philosiphers and religious icons refer to as "the promised land". But you are then shrouded ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/03/20/emblazened-by-nothing/ As you open the door.... If you woke up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up again as someone else. Is there really a heaven and hell, have you ever seen either? What evidence is there of god or angels? What if everything you were living ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/02/28/the-never-ending-exhale-of-the-failing-light/ Outside in the failing light. Seeing a friend being aimed at. Seeing the man in blue flashing his light on you, first time you have ever been told. "Put your hands up". Telling you to stop as three more black and whites pull up to the scene, being told to ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/02/27/theres-a-first-time-for-everything/ The topic of this post is discussing "Should google video be banned from schools" Examine closely that google video already filters out almost all of the videos that todays society considers bad. Such as lingerie videos. But in todays world on television, even on kids channels such as cartoon network or ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/02/20/google-videosdifferent-from-the-rest-of-the-world/ There was a pirate named captain loufa, he captained a ship named the smiling shampoo. The seas were as dangerous as the dander infested head of jonny 2x4. Loufa robbed ports towns even entire islands, and one day he met his match, captain conditioner and his crew the soap bar ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/02/09/lets-talk-about-sponges-the-bathroom-tales/ I want to have some powers. I think the best power to ever have would be the power of persuasion. If you think about it, you could have the president to assign you to be chief of staff. And then there is women. Who wouldnt want to fly huh, i mean ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/01/31/i-want-to-ba-a-super-hero/ There has been alot of debate between the music cultures of rap and rock. With techno and electronica, you are able to get a form of both. Plus, some of the things that they do at some of these concerts are insane!!!!! Watch this clip of Armin Van Buuren in Italy. [googlevideo]7138814651840349582[/googlevideo] There ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/01/23/a-electronica-concert/ On April 19th 1993,A.T.F Agents stormed the outside of a massive compound known as the mount carmel center. The center was home to a small religious community run by David Koresh. 74 men women and children were killed in the fire fight that occured when the atf stormed in. All ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/01/23/the-waco-texas-massacre/ I want to learn by the end of the semester how to blow stuff up with my mind. I realize that this goal may not be able to be achieved....But i still want it to be atttemped.......Yes i goot this idea from a movie, no will i be able to ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2007/01/02/personal-curriculum/ When you as a child in the morning drink to much caffeine you feel sick ass hell, yes cursing in this innstance is appropriate, its moments like this that you wish you didnt digest 2cups of columbian coffee with caramel creamer and topping it off with a cold bottled vanilla ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/12/14/toooooo-much-caffeine/ Number 1. Had to go to the restroom Number 2. Did'nt realize what time it was Number 3. I triped on my shoelace running to class Number 4. Pamela anderson wanted to show you her new ferarri(Anonymous) Number 5. Someone got punched in the face and i helped them up (Eric) Number 6. Got bullyed ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/12/12/the-most-pathetic-excuses-for-being-late-to-class/ I Have heard alot of talk on the following subjects There is no possible way that you can know some of the following subjects, i shall list them......... 1.War in iraq 2.Future war with north korea 3.What we as humans are here for 4.Automaticly naming teachers First of all, the war in iraq. If you have ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/29/a-child-wrote-this/ I feel that respect for kids is dropping in todays public. Let me give an example, when you and your family go out to eat, have you ever noticed that the waiter or waitress takes your order last. Or how when your waiting in line for a question, or trying ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/28/a-conspiracy-against-children/ This is the last post in the disney series, i hope you have read all of these posts in order and enjoy each and every one of them. Thumbalina, after her movie went on to sell house boats in miami bay. She is also a transvestite and lives with her wife ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/21/the-last-of-the-disney-characters-pt4-of-the-series/ Peter pan, left never-land and went on to become an animal hunter who makes scarfs out of foxes, and slippers made out of the heads of innocent and defenceless baby seals. He lives in Australia with Wendy and her brothers, captain hook now runs a fishing vessel off of the ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/15/what-disney-characters-do-after-their-movie-pt-3/ Cinderella, after her big debut, she went to Africa to explore the wildlife, She joined a tribe and learned how to hunt wild giraffe. She went hunting for boar one day , and was viciously stampeded by a flock of suspicious looking seagulls, and died from her wounds. Lilo ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/14/what-disney-characters-doafter-their-movie-pt-2/ This series was thought up in language arts class, and given absolutley no thought what so ever, if you notice some spelling error, its because these keys stick! Racing legend Lightning mcqueen after his big almost victory at the piston cup,went back to his home town in carberator valley. He is ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/14/what-disney-characters-doafter-their-movie/ I have heard alot of talk lately on this subject....  They are here to help you... I know that to some of you, the idea of that is insane! But it is true, im not saying that alot of them arent insane, mean, or just flat out crazy. Some of them are like ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/09/teachers-are-here-for-what/ I would definatly love to have instant teleportation.......................................................................................................................But there would be problems.......You would wind up with your arm hanging out of your face!"Wait NO NO NO NO!!! Go back my a^s did'nt come with me! You foot hanging out though your ear.........Its kinda scary. You now how the dmv takes like ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/09/future-part-2/ 10 USES FOR THE PEN 1. Write with 2. Open booxes if no knife is present. 3. Make ink explode 4. Throw when bored 5. Chew on 6.Keep in your pocket 7. Stabbing people 8. Threaten with 9.  Drawing a suprising picture with 10. Make a tattoo USES FOR A SWORD 1. Kill people with 2. Cook with 3.Slap people with it 4. Hang on ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/11/07/the-pen-is-mightier-than-the-sword/ Do not read!!! Please read the notice. Excuse me do not read!!!! Are you illiterate!!!! Dont freakin read!!!! This is exactly why no one likes you. You just dont get it!!!!!!! You will get bored after this...................................................... .............................................................................................. ............................................................................................. .............................................................................................. ..............Quit...........................................Reading...................... ..............This...............................................................Blog...... ............................. I must have to take drastic steps!!!!! I dont care keep reading if you want.... Whats your favorite color? I like blue!!! Stop reading.... This is ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/10/31/dont-read-this-im-serious/ Im sure some of you have wondered what the future will be like...let me tell you. Everyone has a flying car, we have expanded our human race on mars, the moon, AND VENUS!! The most usefull way to travel is sucktion tubes from city to city traveling at 200 mph!! Kind of like ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/10/31/what-the-futrue-has-for-us/ Ok, detention in this school is really really meant to make you feel like crap, im not saying that this school isnt like the coolest in the world, cause it is. Its just they set up these 10' by 6' cells that are all white........No windows, no poster, well there ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/10/11/detenion-in-cresthill/ Have you everwondered whythere is no chocolate flavored gum...... I mean they have all these different flavors, spearmint, cinnamon, grapelberry, etc. You mightcome across vanilla, if you get lucky...... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/09/19/why-no-chocolate-flavored-gum/ Why is it that when you pour nerds in your hand, and put your palm over you mouth, some of the nerds stick to your hand? I mean you would think that the wonka candy company would be finding some new ingrediant to prevent that from happening....how pissed are you, i ... http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/09/05/whos-a-nerd/ Welcome to Learnerblogs.org. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging! http://mrengland.learnerblogs.org/2006/08/30/hello-world/