Crush

Emblazened by Nothing

mrengland — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:06:17 +0000

If you could just leap into a place with nothing, what woud this
look lik, would it be black or white. Being introduced by mere force
what absolutly nothing is like, emblazened by fear and doubt, you head
toward what philosiphers and religious icons refer to as "the promised
land".

But you are then shrouded by…..nothing.

The Never Ending Exhale Of The Failing Light

mrengland — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:03:14 +0000

As you open the door….

If you woke up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up again as someone else. Is there really a heaven and hell, have you ever seen either? What evidence is there of god or angels? What if everything you were living as, your body, school, parents, religion, family, what if it all was a lie………..Would you believe that, if someone approached you and informed you that everything as you know it was a lie.

What would your expression be, would you believe it, would you ignore it, if you were nothing special, if you could figure out that you are the same decaying compost as everything else on this planet, would you believe it, if you could think for your-self, what would you believe……..Would all the religions that your parents told you were right even play a role in what you believed??

If there was only one believe in the world, would you run with it…………Did your parents slowly over the years just tell you that their religion was right and all the other ones were lies?

What would you think if you knew that humanity is whats killing this earth, if you were to die right now, what would you think about your life……If you realized that humanity is killing each-other, tobacco, weapons, Disease, S.T.D’s, If you died, could you be someone else, if you were someone else, could you be you?

Questions upon questions will build up…..This is your life and its ending one second at a time……..

(Fight Club)

Theres a first time for everything

mrengland — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:25:13 +0000

Outside in the failing light. Seeing a friend being aimed at. Seeing the man in blue flashing his light on you, first time you have ever been told. “Put your hands up”. Telling you to stop as three more black and whites pull up to the scene, being told to turn around and keep your hands up, feeling his hand down youe side searching for weapons, seeing his shadow from the mini spotlight on the car. Feeling him bring your arm down and place a metal restrain on your wrist….And then the other. Being told to cross your legs and sit on the ground, being questioned, the first time being put in hand-cuffs and being told that you and your friend could’ve been killed or bitten is very strange and foreign concidering that you just had a gun pointed toward you…………Then Exhale

Google Videos,different from the rest of the world?

mrengland — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:23:58 +0000

The topic of this post is discussing “Should google video be banned from schools”

Examine closely that google video already filters out almost all of the videos that todays society considers bad. Such as lingerie videos. But in todays world on television, even on kids channels such as cartoon network or nickelodeon, lingerie videos are being shown to our kids, not to mention our kids these days are watching CNN and fox news channel and seeing aids, car bombings, school violence, war, death, celebrity break-ups.

Also the fact that we are living in the country with the most firearms deaths in the world. And yet here we stand being pissed off about the fact that some of the videos on one of the most used website in the world has a few videos that may not be deemed appropriate by the same people in Washington d.c that say violent video games are troublesome for our kids, and yet those same people are the ones that send our country to war and pretend like it had to be done. Ill tell you that this is ridiculous and unnecessary.

Lets talk aBout Sponges, “The bathroom tales”

mrengland — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:18:19 +0000

There was a pirate named captain loufa, he captained a ship named the smiling shampoo. The seas were as dangerous as the dander infested head of jonny 2×4. Loufa robbed ports towns even entire islands, and one day he met his match, captain conditioner and his crew the soap bar boys. They met a few times on the dreaded “Shower Ocean”. But on this day they came side by side aimed their cannons at eachother and fired thousands of bars of soap and shampoo bottles, the damage was great as they turned around for another pass, just then, the head and shoulder flight squadren arrived and bombed them with soap particles. And then the U.S.S Dove came into the battle and fired rounds of “dial”at the two pirate ships. Then the A.O.S Pantien Provien, a giant submarine came under the two pirate ships and fired a torpedo into captain conditioners ship, as it started to sink a giant plane called the “Herbal Essences” Dropped a giant a-bomb filled with bubble bath. And when it hit the boats the planes the submarines, they all sank, they all fell and everyone………Died

The end.

I want to ba a super hero!

mrengland — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:08:34 +0000

I want to have some powers. I think the best power to ever have would be the power of persuasion. If you think about it, you could have the president to assign you to be chief of staff. And then there is women.

Who wouldnt want to fly huh, i mean that is like the number one most popular power!! In all honesty it would be kinda nice. “I can show you the world, Shining,Shimering,Splender”. What would you want!

Please note that alot of this is from dane cooks “retalliation”

An Electronica Concert

mrengland — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:21:57 +0000

There has been alot of debate between the music cultures of rap and rock. With techno and electronica, you are able to get a form of both. Plus, some of the things that they do at some of these concerts are insane!!!!!

Watch this clip of Armin Van Buuren in Italy.
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There are so many different types of electronica, Techno, Drum & bass for those of you who like rap, Jungle, Trance, Happy Hardcore, Rock-tronica is mostly for rockers obviously

If that type of electronica isnt your particular taste, try some techno….This is an interview that lasts like two minutes, skip through it if you want to but yeah. This is paul van dyk in central park 2005.

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The Waco, Texas Massacre

mrengland — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:14:06 +0000

On April 19th 1993,A.T.F Agents stormed the outside of a massive compound known as the mount carmel center. The center was home to a small religious community run by David Koresh. 74 men women and children were killed in the fire fight that occured when the atf stormed in. All weapons that the Branch Davidians owned were legal. In footage showing the attack, allied personel vehicles shot rounds into the building, with no regard to the children, the building was set a-blaze by a tank that was specificly made to torch the building. The entire massacre was based on showing authority. (A common favorite for our government). The siege of this compound lasted 51 days, with the army taken over, it was quickly ended. In some footage, as the children and citizens tryed to escape, they were shot, and run over by the vehicles of the armed forces. Some of the kids in the compond were shot by the military, and a few of the people from the compound were executed. In some footage that you can see from websites like you-tube, you can see that when four A.T.F Agents were on the roof, they broke in through a window. Three of the agents went in through the window, and a few seconds later the fourth atf agent who was outside the window fired into the room that the other three were in. After the first day of fighting ended, the branch davidians gave the three atf agents bodies back to the force. And the bodies were riddled with the ammunition that was used by the agent outside th window. This would come to become known as the waco massacre

Personal Curriculummmmmm mmmmmmmmmbababababbcka

mrengland — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:02:31 +0000

I want to learn by the end of the semester how to blow stuff up with my mind. I realize that this goal may not be able to be achieved….But i still want it to be atttemped…….Yes i goot this idea from a movie, no will i be able to accomplish it, and yes this idea is not at all realistic, and no im not a fool for thinking of this.

I will use the mental nuke and in front of the entire class, blow an orange up into several pieces. I Will read on mental arsenist and obliterate the fruity sustinance.

I could write a personal biography…..Wouldnt be all that intresting but i could do it……….

And finallly, Learn how to write a paragraph using 10 words.

Toooooo much caffeine

mrengland — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:09:24 +0000

When you as a child in the morning drink to much caffeine you feel sick ass hell, yes cursing in this innstance is appropriate, its moments like this that you wish you didnt digest 2cups of columbian coffee with caramel creamer and topping it off with a cold bottled vanilla flavored frappiccino from starbucks, with candy canes…..Im am currently trying to get rid of the caffeine sickness that has infiltrated my body, but right now me and sickness are at a 50/50 chance of winning. Currently i am pissed because i am trying to get rid of it by drinking a sprite and writing this so….yeah.

The most pathetic excuses for being late to class.

mrengland — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:22:35 +0000

Number 1. Had to go to the restroom

Number 2. Did’nt realize what time it was

Number 3. I triped on my shoelace running to class

Number 4. Pamela anderson wanted to show you her new ferarri(Anonymous)

Number 5. Someone got punched in the face and i helped them up (Eric)

Number 6. Got bullyed in the hall

Number 7. Principle wanted to talk to you

Number 8. Forgot how to get to the classroom

Number 9. Missed the bus

Number 10. Dad choked on a meatball and mother made you help him
Number 11. Kid stole my skateboard/bike/blades

Number 12. Had to take my little brother to school

Number 13. My dog died

Number 14. Some guy rolled me in the parking lot

Number 15. Paparazzi kept harassing me

Number 16. I was abducted by aliens

Number 17. I was probed by aliens

Number 18. Left my backpack at home and had to run back and get it

Number 19. Had my money jacked by neighborhood bully

Number 20. If all else fails just dont get caught

A CHILD WROTE THIS!!!!!!!

mrengland — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:13:47 +0000

I Have heard alot of talk on the following subjects

There is no possible way that you can know some of the following subjects, i shall list them………

1.War in iraq

2.Future war with north korea

3.What we as humans are here for

4.Automaticly naming teachers

First of all, the war in iraq. If you have seen farenheit 9/11 by michael moor than you will know what most of this is about. Basicly iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, we invaded them souly for bushes own purposes. Nothing more nothing less. We still havent caught osama. Even though he was responsible for the whole damn thing. If you would take the time to read 9/11 commision report you would see alot more informnation on subjects similar to these.

Now onto the north korea Subject. Basicly north korea ignored the u.n (United nations) By building nuclear weapons. A few weeks ago they did indeed test a nuclear weapon underground. Warning the near by country china, that the intended blast was to be four megatons. Yet even though the blast was only 1/2 of a megaton, they still pursist by making more. Here is somthing to think about also. If we at all were to invade or attack north korea, we would end up going to war with china. And our chances then would be grim. China is a country with the worlds largest air-force (Bigger than our own) and can easily put a billion people into service for the armed forces. I know what your thinking….Just toss a nuke at them. Well, we would then ourselves would be going against the u.n policy of nuclear weapons. So the entire thing about this subject im sure is being thought up in a room inside a facility that civillians are not allowed into. Basicly in this situation im saying that if we touch north korea, we lose………Now moving on.

No one can really know the truth of us being here, it could be to re-produce and increase our population, to die to reach “Heaven”, or commit sins and burn in “hell”,mabey its to be enlightened!!!!!,Could be the theory to go “clear”, that your soul is already in hell, Hell being earth and leaving this planet and cleaning up your transgressions and having past lives. You decide. Many will have different opinions on what we are here for, whether their argument is based off of religion, or what they have been taught. Make a decision and stand by it.

I dont think its right that people will automaticly just come up to you and say, oh so and so is a mean person. Its a statement intended on changing your opinion of them. Besides, this usually said because that person most likely got in trouble by them, who cares. More of this subject could be read in, what are teachers for blog posted up currently.

G’day!

A conspiracy against children

mrengland — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:21:12 +0000

I feel that respect for kids is dropping in todays public. Let me give an example, when you and your family go out to eat, have you ever noticed that the waiter or waitress takes your order last. Or how when your waiting in line for a question, or trying to pay for somthing, usually people like ignore you or purposly take forever to help you, or just have that like whatever attitude when your buying somthing. I feel that this is happening due to people thinking that children are potentially useless until they are 18 or over, then they will deliver respect to you. I feel that this is somewhat true.

The last of the disney characters pt.4 of the series

mrengland — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:55:52 +0000

This is the last post in the disney series, i hope you have read all of these posts in order and enjoy each and every one of them.

Thumbalina, after her movie went on to sell house boats in miami bay. She is also a transvestite and lives with her wife in a cozy studio apartment in little havana.

Snow white went on to marry all 7 dwarfs and have a child with each one, she ended up with eight children because of the twins with grumpy, Then after a bachelor party, to many beers then she had a child with dopey.

The 101 Dalmatians, split up in different parts of the world, one died one day after swallowing a cyanide capsul, droping the number down to just 100. Dalmation 67 is currently in a coma after visiting a peep show for the first time.

what disney characters do after their movie, pt 3

mrengland — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:45:03 +0000

Peter pan, left never-land and went on to become an animal hunter who makes scarfs out of foxes, and slippers made out of the heads of innocent and defenceless baby seals. He lives in Australia with Wendy and her brothers, captain hook now runs a fishing vessel off of the coast of Ireland called the slippery scale.

Aladdin, moved out of Arabia, to new-Delhi. His hobbies are selling magic carpets, and working the fries at the local MC. Donald’s. He has 18 official kids, with another 6 on the way, jasmine and rajah live in new york designing wedding dress’s. Of course no one likes the idea of a tiger walking in central park, so they have tranquilized rajah a few times, but that just makes it more of an inconvenience for jasmine because she always has to pick rajah up from the pound.

Dumbo died last year from tuberculosis, the A.E.A(Anti.Elephant.Association) claims to had nothing to with his death.

(The little mermaid) Is currently in re-hab for a addiction to pain meds, sebastian is with her for emotional support, she plans to be out in a few months to journey back to her watery city with flounder and plans to have mermaid children with her boyfriend.

What disney characters do,after their movie pt. 2

mrengland — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:19:37 +0000

Cinderella, after her big debut, she went to Africa to explore the wildlife, She joined a tribe and learned how to hunt wild giraffe. She went hunting for boar one day , and was viciously stampeded by a flock of suspicious looking seagulls, and died from her wounds.

Lilo and stitch, lilo went to Aruba and joined a cult and attempted to organize a mass suicide, only problem was, she was the only one who drank the kool-aid. And then everyone else just kinda left. Stitch went on to locate his other “cousins”, found them and realized that he didnt belong on planet “X” and went down to Mexico, and lived in a house boat bootin black tar heroin. He goes lobster fishing on the weekend & and works in a bumper factory part-time.

John smith & Pocahontas, John these days is a raging alcoholic, his drink of choice is a shot of burban, followed by a burban chaser, and then finally a Budweiser to kick the night off. Pocahontas is a bar-tendor, she works at the London pub called “The London pub”. They live together with 7 kids, and are trying to sell them to our pop star Madonna.

The beast and belle scandel is finally over, turns out belle was a gold digger, and just wanted the beast for the castle, she won the divorce and got half of the assets, making the richest woman within the land. The beast now lives with his mother in her studio apartment in san diego, Beast’s new job is working for the cartel (Mafia) As a smuggler, his route is from columbia, to mexico city, to rosarito, to san diego, and then to san bernadino.

What disney characters do,after their movie

mrengland — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:40:47 +0000

This series was thought up in language arts class, and given absolutley no thought what so ever, if you notice some spelling error, its because these keys stick!

Racing legend Lightning mcqueen after his big almost victory at the piston cup,went back to his home town in carberator valley. He is now a stay at home car who enjoys watching pixar films and chewing skoal. He has 3 kids, mc, queen, and his oldest son, lightning.

Alice, after she went to wonder land, wondered off to jolly’ol’london for cheap gas prices and less chance of being attacked by chuck jones(Creator of bugs bunny,daffy,elmor).She has a warrent out for her arrest for armed “Tea theft”.

Mulan is now living in the 60’s ……………….She enjoys “organic”"Greens” From the fields of columbia, she wears tie dye shirts and has a volkswagon van…a.k.a the shaggin wagon! She owns a fictional disney character that she keeps on a leash, his name is mickey.

Bugs bunny is now a homless person who is living out of madison square garden, he perfers camel cigarettes over marlobro reds. He frequentley takes walks in his underwear giving small children the middle finger, but as long as he smiles while he does it people just assume he’s senile, his “crib” is a 6′ by 10′ hole full of jack daniels, and a whole lot of stogies. He still does talk to daffy, who lives in the pond in central park, who will soon die from alzymers.

End of part 1

Teachers are here for what?

mrengland — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:53:23 +0000

I have heard alot of talk lately on this subject….

They are here to help you…

I know that to some of you, the idea of that is insane!

But it is true, im not saying that alot of them arent insane, mean, or just flat out crazy. Some of them are like that! But there are teachers out there, who are among us, whose job or life revolve around helping us get ready for life. They are the honest hard working nicely dressed staff of our school, Mr. wilkoff, wakefield,lornell,franklin,mikkelson,ms.smith,chenoweth,lindquist,there are others but i cant name them all. I will admit there are some who may not handle the situation correctly, or dont give you a fair chance. But tough luck. The only reason why you cant succeed with these people is because you havent attempted to. This may sound cheesey or corny but its the flat out truth!

So dont automaticly assume that a teacher is bad news because someone got in trouble by them. That was them, they screwed up, im sure one of the people in whatever room that this is being read in has done this weird un-excusable act! 99.2% OF TEACHERS DO THIS FOR YOU! They arent rolling in the benjamins! They arent millionairs, they do it simply to see us off in the world. Good day!

Future part 2!!!!!

mrengland — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:19:59 +0000

I would definatly love to have instant teleportation………………………………………………………………………………………………………..But there would be problems…….You would wind up with your arm hanging out of your face!”Wait NO NO NO NO!!! Go back my a^s did’nt come with me! You foot hanging out though your ear………Its kinda scary. You now how the dmv takes like 3-7 hours to get through…..Even if they had all of this instant crap going tyhe DMV Would still take like 2 freaking seconds…”C’mon man!!!!!!!I gotta be at work in 1 second ohhhh, dammit!”

Ya know there wouldnt be any need for war or nukes or any crap like that! They just have an “OFF” Button that they keep in the white house…..Just push it and freakin russia’s off the map”. I mean that could happen today, it just takes longer with the invading, Killing, bombing, ETC. They would call it “Insta-death” Or “Insta-off”.

No need for school….Just put a chip in your head……Instert through the nose. I dont know……No need for jobs, we got robots, we got all this, and korea’s still using Chevy, honda, and just got ahold of computers….”HA HA, Look at this, microsoft!!!!!!,Step into the future! We got Nano-soft!!!!!, Still pressin the gas pedal….We gotta press a button and were there like that!”

No more mike, or joe, or eric. We got tags……Im k98787, you gihj67r3, my friends name is gigo90,My neighbors aunt’s, sisters brother is ded4561w. Korea’s still at hwarang-khano-chan, We stay at home for free, the populations like 20 billion people, we just get our resources from pluto and mars.

The end!

The pen is mightier than the sword

mrengland — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 17:08:45 +0000

10 USES FOR THE PEN

1. Write with

2. Open booxes if no knife is present.

3. Make ink explode

4. Throw when bored

5. Chew on

6.Keep in your pocket

7. Stabbing people

8. Threaten with

9. Drawing a suprising picture with

10. Make a tattoo

USES FOR A SWORD

1. Kill people with

2. Cook with

3.Slap people with it

4. Hang on your wall

5. Scare people with

6. Throw into your neighbors yard/window

7. Walk into bank with sword in-hand pretending like nothing is wrong

8. Use as a baseball bat

9. Cut the air with it

10. Talk to it

11. At night hide behind a tree and when a car comes by slash the tires!! Then run

12. Run on a relentless merciless rampage at your local mall.

If you have any more ideas or uses for a sword…Tell me and ill post them.

Dont read this im serious

mrengland — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 17:15:56 +0000

Do not read!!!

Please read the notice.

Excuse me do not read!!!!

Are you illiterate!!!!

Dont freakin read!!!!

This is exactly why no one likes you.

You just dont get it!!!!!!!

You will get bored after this………………………………………………

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…………..Quit…………………………………….Reading………………….

…………..This………………………………………………………Blog……

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I must have to take drastic steps!!!!!

I dont care keep reading if you want….

Whats your favorite color?

I like blue!!!

Stop reading….

This is why you and i can never be friends!!!

Keep reading and someone will die……

Bang your friend died..

POOOOOOOW You could have died right there!!!!!

Keep reading the world will end……………………………………………

……………….Because of your illiterate self the world has exploded!!!!

I hate you!!

Why wont you just stop!!

I will end you!!!!

You will be offed during you sleep if you continue!!!!!

I dont like thiis bye…………………………………………….

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……………………..You just wont give up will you…..!

Cant believe you read this far!

What the futrue has for us

mrengland — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 17:15:26 +0000

Im sure some of you have wondered what the future will be like…let me tell you.

Everyone has a flying car, we have expanded our human race on mars, the moon, AND VENUS!!

The most usefull way to travel is sucktion tubes from city to city traveling at 200 mph!!

Kind of like futurama. But faster and cooler!!!!

Every country has nukes and are ready to fire them at every country at the first sign of danger!!!! France has nukes, china has nukes, russia has nukes and of course us. But we have 9,000 more than everyone else!!!!
But Us californians only have to worry about california breaking away from the mainland… To go hang with hawaii………Alaska can come to!!

The end!

Detenion in cresthill

mrengland — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 21:52:53 +0000

Ok, detention in this school is really really meant to make you feel like crap, im not saying that this school isnt like the coolest in the world, cause it is. Its just they set up these 10′ by 6′ cells that are all white……..No windows, no poster, well there is an educational poster in the room next to mine, its about all these little quips from like ghandi, rosa parks and others. You really think alot in this situation, yoou think about what you could be doing alot, or what you are going to do once they release you, these two subjects are like critical in being in here. You dont however think about you life though, even if you tried, you mind would shift over to what, and why subjects. I know this because i myself have wasted about 26 hours in my life doing detention….I realize that compared to alot of other students that isnt very much, but i have it pegged. Ill give you a tip, the fact that these people, your so called “Office Staff” Put you in these cells, is to try and make you think about what you have done, of course that no matter if you tried to think about what you did, again your mind will shift on to other subjects, i know this because i have spent 26 hours of my life in detention. You really tend to look at the clock, hoping that it would just hit 4:45 and be done, youll try and not look at the clock because your tryin to make time fly thinking that if you put your mind on other subjects time will go faster, when you look at the clock again thinking, MANNN ITS ONLY BEEN 5 MINUTES!!!! Thats ok, it just means that that was five minutes that you were tryin to keep your mind on other things. Basicly what i am tryin to say is constantly be kepping you mind on other things is how you get through this, you could do homework, read, write, or my personal favorite draw….Doodle, create a work of art in an hour n’ a half. This blog is meant to be an eductional tip to you, take this advice, look around the room, pay attention to litte objects like a sprite can, calories 140 per serving

Total fat og%

Sodium 70 mg%

Total carb 38 g %

Sugars 38 g %

Protien 0 g %

Little things like that will giet you through, if an example let you imagination take you..Potatoes floating in the sky, leoprochans riding zeppelins, A flock of seagels working for the f.b.i, Perfectly green hills that you are able to frolick through…..Stuff like that should be more of a reason to get through..Another bonus is, BEING ABLE TO GET FREE BOTTLES OF WATER!!! Its not very exiting, i just thought id put that in there!!!

Why no chocolate flavored gum

mrengland — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 14:26:07 +0000

Have you everwondered whythere is no chocolate flavored gum…… I mean they have all these different flavors, spearmint, cinnamon, grapelberry, etc.

You mightcome across vanilla, if you get lucky……

Whos a nerd

mrengland — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:52:15 +0000

Why is it that when you pour nerds in your hand, and put your palm over you mouth, some of the nerds stick to your hand?
I mean you would think that the wonka candy company would be finding some new ingrediant to prevent that from happening….how pissed are you, i mean you take those three-6 seconds to eat the nerds, and then in that one second, the major food industry screws ya over…the end

Hello world!

mrengland — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:00:52 +0000

Welcome to Learnerblogs.org. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!