Crush

There was a pirate named captain loufa, he captained a ship named the smiling shampoo. The seas were as dangerous as the dander infested head of jonny 2×4. Loufa robbed ports towns even entire islands, and one day he met his match, captain conditioner and his crew the soap bar boys. They met a few times on the dreaded “Shower Ocean”. But on this day they came side by side aimed their cannons at eachother and fired thousands of bars of soap and shampoo bottles, the damage was great as they turned around for another pass, just then, the  head and shoulder flight squadren arrived and bombed them with soap particles. And then the U.S.S Dove came into the battle and fired rounds of “dial”at the two pirate ships. Then the A.O.S Pantien Provien, a giant submarine came under the two pirate ships and fired a torpedo into captain conditioners ship, as it started to sink a giant plane called the “Herbal Essences” Dropped a giant a-bomb filled with bubble bath. And when it hit the boats the planes the submarines, they all sank, they all fell and everyone………Died

The end.