Crush

When you as a child in the morning drink to much caffeine you feel sick ass hell, yes cursing in this innstance is appropriate, its moments like this that you wish you didnt digest 2cups of columbian coffee with caramel creamer and topping it off with a cold bottled vanilla flavored frappiccino from starbucks, with candy canes…..Im am currently trying to get rid of the caffeine sickness that has infiltrated my body, but right now me and sickness are at a 50/50 chance of winning. Currently i am pissed because i am trying to get rid of it by drinking a sprite and writing this so….yeah.

Number 1. Had to go to the restroom

Number 2. Did’nt realize what time it was

Number 3. I triped on my shoelace running to class

Number 4. Pamela anderson wanted to show you her new ferarri(Anonymous)

Number 5. Someone got punched in the face and i helped them up (Eric)

Number 6. Got bullyed in the hall

Number 7. Principle wanted to talk to you

Number 8. Forgot how to get to the classroom

Number 9. Missed the bus

Number 10. Dad choked on a meatball and mother made you help him
Number 11. Kid stole my skateboard/bike/blades

Number 12. Had to take my little brother to school

Number 13. My dog died

Number 14. Some guy rolled me in the parking lot

Number 15. Paparazzi kept harassing me

Number 16. I was abducted by aliens

Number 17. I was probed by aliens

Number 18. Left my backpack at home and had to run back and get it

Number 19. Had my money jacked by neighborhood bully

Number 20. If all else fails just dont get caught