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I Have heard alot of talk on the following subjects

There is no possible way that you can know some of the following subjects, i shall list them………

1.War in iraq

2.Future war with north korea

3.What we as humans are here for

4.Automaticly naming teachers

First of all, the war in iraq. If you have seen farenheit 9/11 by michael moor than you will know what most of this is about. Basicly iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, we invaded them souly for bushes own purposes. Nothing more nothing less. We still havent caught osama. Even though he was responsible for the whole damn thing. If you would take the time to read 9/11 commision report you would see alot more informnation on subjects similar to these.

Now onto the north korea Subject. Basicly north korea ignored the u.n (United nations) By building nuclear weapons. A few weeks ago they did indeed test a nuclear weapon underground. Warning the near by country china, that the intended blast was to be four megatons. Yet even though the blast was only 1/2 of a megaton, they still pursist by making more. Here is somthing to think about also. If we at all were to invade or attack north korea, we would end up going to war with china. And our chances then would be grim. China is a country with the worlds largest air-force (Bigger than our own) and can easily put a billion people into service for the armed forces. I know what your thinking….Just toss a nuke at them. Well, we would then ourselves would be going against the u.n policy of nuclear weapons. So the entire thing about this subject im sure is being thought up in a room inside a facility that civillians are not allowed into. Basicly in this situation im saying that if we touch north korea, we lose………Now moving on.

No one can really know the truth of us being here, it could be to re-produce and increase our population, to die to reach “Heaven”, or commit sins and burn in “hell”,mabey its to be enlightened!!!!!,Could be the theory to go “clear”, that your soul is already in hell, Hell being earth and leaving this planet and cleaning up your transgressions and having past lives. You decide. Many will have different opinions on what we are here for, whether their argument is based off of religion, or what they have been taught. Make a decision and stand by it.

I dont think its right that people will automaticly just come up to you and say, oh so and so is a mean person. Its a statement intended on changing your opinion of them. Besides, this usually said because that person most likely got in trouble by them, who cares. More of this subject could be read in, what are teachers for blog posted up currently.

G’day!

I feel that respect for kids is dropping in todays public. Let me give an example, when you and your family go out to eat, have you ever noticed that the waiter or waitress takes your order last. Or how when your waiting in line for a question, or trying to pay for somthing, usually people like ignore you or purposly take forever to help you, or just have that like whatever attitude when your buying somthing. I feel that this is happening due to people thinking that children are potentially useless until they are 18 or over, then they will deliver respect to you. I feel that this is somewhat true.

This is the last post in the disney series, i hope you have read all of these posts in order and enjoy each and every one of them.

Thumbalina, after her movie went on to sell house boats in miami bay. She is also a transvestite and lives with her wife in a cozy studio apartment in little havana.

Snow white went on to marry all 7 dwarfs and have a child with each one, she ended up with eight children because of the twins with grumpy, Then after a bachelor party, to many beers then she had a child with dopey.

The 101 Dalmatians, split up in different parts of the world, one died one day after swallowing a cyanide capsul, droping the number down to just 100. Dalmation 67 is currently in a coma after visiting a peep show for the first time.

Peter pan, left never-land and went on to become an animal hunter who makes scarfs out of foxes, and slippers made out of the heads of innocent and defenceless baby seals. He lives in Australia with Wendy and her brothers, captain hook now runs a fishing vessel off of the coast of Ireland called the slippery scale.

Aladdin, moved out of Arabia, to new-Delhi. His hobbies are selling magic carpets, and working the fries at the local MC. Donald’s. He has 18 official kids, with another 6 on the way, jasmine and rajah live in new york designing wedding dress’s. Of course no one likes the idea of a tiger walking in central park, so they have tranquilized rajah a few times, but that just makes it more of an inconvenience for jasmine because she always has to pick rajah up from the pound.

Dumbo died last year from tuberculosis, the A.E.A(Anti.Elephant.Association) claims to had nothing to with his death.

(The little mermaid) Is currently in re-hab for a addiction to pain meds, sebastian is with her for emotional support, she plans to be out in a few months to journey back to her watery city with flounder and plans to have mermaid children with her boyfriend.

Cinderella, after her big debut, she went to Africa to explore the wildlife, She joined a tribe and learned how to hunt wild giraffe. She went hunting for boar one day , and was viciously stampeded by a flock of suspicious looking seagulls, and died from her wounds.

Lilo and stitch, lilo went to Aruba and joined a cult and attempted to organize a mass suicide, only problem was, she was the only one who drank the kool-aid. And then everyone else just kinda left. Stitch went on to locate his other “cousins”, found them and realized that he didnt belong on planet “X” and went down to Mexico, and lived in a house boat bootin black tar heroin. He goes lobster fishing on the weekend & and works in a bumper factory part-time.

John smith & Pocahontas, John these days is a raging alcoholic, his drink of choice is a shot of burban, followed by a burban chaser, and then finally a Budweiser to kick the night off. Pocahontas is a bar-tendor, she works at the London pub called “The London pub”. They live together with 7 kids, and are trying to sell them to our pop star Madonna.

The beast and belle scandel is finally over, turns out belle was a gold digger, and just wanted the beast for the castle, she won the divorce and got half of the assets, making the richest woman within the land. The beast now lives with his mother in her studio apartment in san diego, Beast’s new job is working for the cartel (Mafia) As a smuggler, his route is from columbia, to mexico city, to rosarito, to san diego, and then to san bernadino.

This series was thought up in language arts class, and given absolutley no thought what so ever, if you notice some spelling error, its because these keys stick!

Racing legend Lightning mcqueen after his big almost victory at the piston cup,went back to his home town in carberator valley. He is now a stay at home car who enjoys watching pixar films and chewing skoal. He has 3 kids, mc, queen, and his oldest son, lightning.

Alice, after she went to wonder land, wondered off to jolly’ol’london for cheap gas prices and less chance of being attacked by chuck jones(Creator of bugs bunny,daffy,elmor).She has a warrent out for her arrest for armed “Tea theft”.

Mulan is now living in the 60’s ……………….She enjoys “organic”"Greens” From the fields of columbia, she wears tie dye shirts and has a volkswagon van…a.k.a the shaggin wagon! She owns a fictional disney character that she keeps on a leash, his name is mickey.

Bugs bunny is now a homless person who is living out of madison square garden, he perfers camel cigarettes over marlobro reds. He frequentley takes walks in his underwear giving small children the middle finger, but as long as he smiles while he does it people just assume he’s senile, his “crib” is a 6′ by 10′ hole full of jack daniels, and a whole lot of stogies. He still does talk to daffy, who lives in the pond in central park, who will soon die from alzymers.

End of part 1

I have heard alot of talk lately on this subject…. 

They are here to help you…

I know that to some of you, the idea of that is insane!

But it is true, im not saying that alot of them arent insane, mean, or just flat out crazy. Some of them are like that! But there are teachers out there, who are among us, whose job or life revolve around helping us get ready for life. They are the honest hard working nicely dressed staff of our school, Mr. wilkoff, wakefield,lornell,franklin,mikkelson,ms.smith,chenoweth,lindquist,there are others but i cant name them all. I will admit there are some who may not handle the situation correctly, or dont give you a fair chance. But tough luck. The only reason why you cant succeed with these people is because you havent attempted to. This may sound cheesey or corny but its the flat out truth!

So dont automaticly assume that a teacher is bad news because someone got in trouble by them. That was them, they screwed up, im sure one of the people in whatever room that this is being read in has done this weird un-excusable act! 99.2% OF TEACHERS DO THIS FOR YOU! They arent rolling in the benjamins! They arent millionairs, they do it simply to see us off in the world. Good day!

I would definatly love to have instant teleportation………………………………………………………………………………………………………..But there would be problems…….You would wind up with your arm hanging out of your face!”Wait NO NO NO NO!!! Go back my a^s did’nt come with me! You foot hanging out though your ear………Its kinda scary. You now how the dmv takes like 3-7 hours to get through…..Even if they had all of this instant crap going tyhe DMV Would still take like 2 freaking seconds…”C’mon man!!!!!!!I gotta be at work in 1 second ohhhh, dammit!”

Ya know there wouldnt be any need for war or nukes or any crap like that! They just have an “OFF” Button that they keep in the white house…..Just push it and freakin russia’s off the map”. I mean that could happen today, it just takes longer with the invading, Killing, bombing, ETC. They would call it “Insta-death” Or “Insta-off”.

No need for school….Just put a chip in your head……Instert through the nose. I dont know……No need for jobs, we got robots, we got all this, and korea’s still using Chevy, honda, and just got ahold of computers….”HA HA, Look at this, microsoft!!!!!!,Step into the future! We got Nano-soft!!!!!, Still pressin the gas pedal….We gotta press a button and were there like that!”

No more mike, or joe, or eric. We got tags……Im k98787, you gihj67r3, my friends name is gigo90,My neighbors aunt’s, sisters brother is ded4561w. Korea’s still at hwarang-khano-chan, We stay at home for free, the populations like 20 billion people, we just get our resources from pluto and mars.

 The end!

10 USES FOR THE PEN

1. Write with

2. Open booxes if no knife is present.

3. Make ink explode

4. Throw when bored

5. Chew on

6.Keep in your pocket

7. Stabbing people

8. Threaten with

9.  Drawing a suprising picture with

10. Make a tattoo

USES FOR A SWORD

1. Kill people with

2. Cook with

3.Slap people with it

4. Hang on your wall

5. Scare people with

6. Throw into your neighbors yard/window

7. Walk into bank with sword in-hand pretending like nothing is wrong

8. Use as a baseball bat

9. Cut the air with it

10. Talk to it

11. At night hide behind a tree and when a car comes by slash the tires!! Then run

12. Run on a relentless merciless rampage at your local mall.

If you have any more ideas or uses for a sword…Tell me and ill post them.